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A Note from Jeff: Please consult this list before interrupting my reading time. I have optimized these answers for maximum clarity, though I cannot control your comprehension levels.
It is not the machine’s fault; it is a failure of your spatial reasoning. I load the dishwasher based on fluid dynamics and 3D Tetris principles to ensure maximum water velocity coverage. You throw bowls in like a chaotic gibbon. Please leave the dishes in the sink; I will integrate them into the matrix later.
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